I’m currently sitting in a doctor’s office waiting room, and there’s a hilarious conversation going on outside of the doors…
“See, if I were President of the United States, I would put money toward the infrastructure. The infrastructure’s what needs redoing!”
“Actually, Obama is putting money toward that–”
“No one realizes that the infrastructure is what needs redoing!”
“…That’s one of the current big initiatives…”
“No!”
“…Yes, it is…”
“No one realizes!”
“…”
…And oh God, I think I just heard the word “smallpox.”
Bwaha.